• God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

All of us, we should have a mission.: Can you make it to the bay tomorrow evening?? ›

scienceandhonor:

If you can, come to the command center in west oakland (message/ask me for address) tomorrow around 6pm to be in the music video for the Phenomenauts’ brand new song, I’m with Neil. A song in response to Neil Degrasse Tyson and how badass of a scientist he is and just a badass person all around….

Anonymous asked: hey what do you think of weed eoin?

weed eoin? That guys a jerk.

The whole “men initiate, women wait around” plan is bullshit. Newsflash: men who are shy, insecure, or afraid of rejection exist. They are not bad people. Many of them make awesome boyfriends. It’s also fucked to tell women that their sole recourse, if they want to date a dude, is to look pretty in his general direction. Instead of taking away women’s power and making men fit a role that they may not be comfortable with, why don’t we let people who like initiating initiate and people who don’t like initiating not initiate?

fetters:

Did you know that if you substitute Jolly Ranchers for crystals in crystal healing ceremonies, not only will you retain all healing abilities, but you also gain the power to summon ants?

(via fionafix-it)

ILLC CILAM SAL SYLAAN WEA

DIRT GHOST ORDERS GO OUT TOMORROW!

If you want something now is the time to make unreasonable demands of me. If you ordered something it MIGHT not be a bad idea to send me an e-mail to make sure your address is in my big book of things because I’m incompetent, they wont even let me drive the Hawking. Also you bastards are on the honor system for trades! Don’t make me turn this car around!

eoin@silversprocket.net

Coming soon!-Patches based on these things I wrote on my arm and took a picture of before they washed off last weekend!

(via insects-humanrace)

fuzzyfroot:

bossy damn menz shut up

(via teabreath)

(via pr0n-star)

WHAT PATCHES SHOULD I MAKE TODAY?!

i’m sorry for yelling.

threewordphrase:

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I like my job a lot kuz I get to make shirts that make the jocks wanna beat me up at punk rock bowling.

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ultracore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM7HgnHJP7g